A Most Important Memo

[mylittlebox.livejournal.com]

I don't usually post on communities, mostly because I loathe them and find them enabling toward those who are too weak to support themselves. But today, I make an exception, if only for the sake of being quite bored on a very banal Monday.

It seems as though some of (read: the majority) you believe that I am nothing more than an abusive husband in this long-term "relationship." To think that my actions are to be put on the same level as a domestic dispute both amuses and annoys me. I am no drunkard boyfriend who comes home to slap his girl around. I am not your common criminal.

I am fucking epic, dearhearts.

Most of you would not, could not, comprehend the life I have led. None of you will ever experience an existence spanning well past your times. And very few of you will know the ecstasy of watching a nubile body writhe underneath yours as you rape the life from her. You'll never know the exhiliration of shoving your full hand and forearm down her throat, forcing her larynx to shudder and break, forcing up bile as her esophogus tears away beneath your powerful thrust. And the gutting, the evisceration afterwards? Pure fucking gold.

I know what strength is. I know how to attain power, how to possess it, keep it close. I know how to take what is mine. If I have to beat the Hell out of my girl to teach her how to protect herself, then so be it. Electroshock Therapy, when done right, isn't as horrible as living a life of weakness, is it?

You won't stop me. You needn't try. If the supposed "host" of this body can't even do it, then what would make you think any of you could, either?

This is my first and only attempt at politeness. Any other modicums of civility must be earned.

Cheers, mates.

- Auroch

Comments

[kangetsuhime.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* If you believe in stuff like that, I made a living out of torturing people, and thoroughly enjoyed it.

That does not make my behaviours acceptable here, now, on people I share space with. I would be jailed for using such behaviours on other physical people, and I expect a similarly horrified react were I to ever use them on my headmates.

Nobody thinks they can stop you. We can't reach inside your mind and chain you. We can, however, point out that we may think it is vile, 'wrong', immoral, unneeded. And, dare I say it, pathetically clumsy.

We can also point out that your headmate's acceptance of such behaviours is disturbingly similar to a problem they have had mentioned to them, Stockholm Syndrome.


(Also, there really was no need to post this here. It's not particularly relevant, unless masturbation is on topic these days, and if you want to speak to the people in question, their comments remain)

[mylittlebox.livejournal.com]

It is entirely relevant, given that others have been speaking about me to her in a negative manner. I suppose I can't particularly blame them, however. She hasn't explained my intentions very well.

And who said anything about masturbating? I described joy, not orgasm.

I have not a clumsy bone in my body, sweetness. I do what I do for a reason. Always.

When a parent spanks a child to teach them better behavior, is that so wrong? What I do is merely an extreme measure of behavior modification and control. In the end, it will benefit her. How immoral can such a noble cause be?

[lion-azure.livejournal.com]

The growl of the big, bad wolf, protecting his little Red Riding Hood.

But you still fear the huntsman. Why else would you bark so loudly?

[lion-azure.livejournal.com]

PS: don't confuse the ability to kill and frighten impressionable little girls with real power. It only serves to make you look like a fool to those with more experience and wisdom.

- Kathy

[tobiasglass.livejournal.com]

Someone needs a hug.

[idianshire.livejournal.com]

yes dear, you are the evilest evil big bad, here have a lovely shiny badge

[asterism.livejournal.com]

...and for what reason did this warrant a top-level posting?

[asterism.livejournal.com]

Right, sorry, I've caught on now. Got kicked out of the weekly D&D meetup for godmoding and you needed a new place to be a badass, is that it?

[redrainstorm.livejournal.com]

Someone seems to be seeking attention. Why else make such a post? And they seem to be succeeding. Show how much power you have when coming from behind a keyboard. Bravo tough man. You come across as weak.

[pthalo]

and here we are giving it to him. (myself included, since now i've commented too)

[robyn-knight.livejournal.com]

rock your bad self

[leki-is-a-fairy.livejournal.com]

To what will that power lead you, I wonder, but the thirst and desire and desperate need for more of the same?

You say we would not, could not comprehend. You speak as though you are the only being to transcend the centuries, to have lived far longer than the body which you choose to inhabit. You tell us, vividly, of things we can never know the so-called pleasure of. And you do it all before you know thing the first about the majority. Before you bother to understand, to know, to listen and to learn. I fear it is you who understands not, you who is destined to walk the same tired path until you get it.

You call yourself an epic, but I'm afraid you're no more than a long, boring poem.

[netdancer.livejournal.com]

Icon love, by the way.

[threedog.livejournal.com]

Can I keep you?

[squnq.livejournal.com]

pontificating gibberish

yawn

[kangetsuhime.livejournal.com]

(*g* I'm loving this. Big bad meanie me is the only person to actually respond remotely seriously XD In public, anyway. I am very amused.)

[faeriesxexist.livejournal.com]

Didn't your mother ever teach you not to break your toys? Geez!

[vinik.livejournal.com]

Aww! It's tough when you're mocked for being so horrifically evil. My dear, here's a little ditty just for you:

"I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard and I'm physicarry fit
But nobody here seems to rearize that
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery"
("I'm So Ronery" from "Team America, World Police")

-Benjamin

[ex-corvidae491.livejournal.com]

A winner is you.

--Another Benjamin

[liliana-warsaw.livejournal.com]

Power over another does not make you strong. The only power that ever matters is the control you have over yourself.


That's a very good statement. Very true.

[rhymer-713.livejournal.com]

Oh yawn!! I agree with every one here. I too have lived through centuries. Epic? Blah! More like half an unfinished sonnet. Perhaps I can speak for the whole com here when I say that no one really cares what you think. You should be reported. Serioously, your behavior is very, very wrong. Here have something soft and squishy to mutilate because neither I nor anyone here gives a flying rat's ass what you think.
Eulaliegh S. Amberflame

[netdancer.livejournal.com]

I obviously wasn't the only one who was thinking this looked like a sample post for Bad RPers Suck.

*splorfle* I apologize to the moderators, but WTFBBQ? People who have to announce their penis size and scariness on an internet community like this one never cease to amaze amuse me.

To the OP: 'Sweetie'? Are you 10? I think you need to lay off the adult comms for a while. Because, honest to gods, *real* bad-asses don't have to announce it on teh intewebs. They don’t have anything they need to prove.

Kiril

[rhymer-713.livejournal.com]

AApplauds. That's what we thought too. Blah! Looks like those p0rn ads you see on AIM. Snickers!

[freakshownia.livejournal.com]

Um, I think I missed something. Who are you...?

[tej-agni.livejournal.com]

I wondered the same. I had to go back through the posts and look.

[padawanagain.livejournal.com]

Come to Dark Personalities (http://lists.topica.com/lists/darkpersonalities/). We have cookies.

No guarantee the cookies won't bite back, though.

[weirdiguess.livejournal.com]

Uh...

I'm not all that sure about 'epic', but you're pretty fucking special alright. What the hell are you on about?

[our-menagerie.livejournal.com]

*sporfles coffee* At the comment and the icon lmao

[cirape.livejournal.com]

As much as Dizzy wants me to leave this alone (For fear of 'feeding the trolls'), I do have one important thing to say.

Shut up.
You are not impressing anyone.

[rhymer-713.livejournal.com]

Applauds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Well we all gotta feed them sometimes, right?

[debonnairejacob.livejournal.com]

Here, have a ruler. Use the metric side, you'll come out with a larger number. Feel better now?

[liedownlovely.livejournal.com]

I present you with the best comment award.

[catskillmarina.livejournal.com]

It sounds to me that you would enjoy prison. Report yourself to the authorities.

Politeness is not required nor is civility desired of one who revels in such things.

---- Constance of Mtribe

[rhymershouse.livejournal.com]

You go Constance. . Tell him where you stand. We would...And have...Mor than we probably should but......

[our-dry-cellar.livejournal.com]

* Riiiight. You keep on smoking that crack. *