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[gremlynna.livejournal.com]

It made me laugh…

But my sense of humor sometimes offends people, so be forewarned. Multiple Humor

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[mirrorbrothers.livejournal.com]

When Johnny and I stay at a hotel, should we pay for double occupancy?

How many multiples does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it needs to be a very big light bulb.

My fellow multiples, if we get out the vote, we can make some big changes in this country! Just as soon as we figure out how to get us all registered...

[ksol1460.livejournal.com]

Hey, is this the icon you were talking about?
http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/13440908/2294592

[posywink.livejournal.com]

When Johnny and I stay at a hotel, should we pay for double occupancy?

Hahahaha!! But you're getting a 2-for-1 deal as it is.

We here at Posywink would like to drive in the carpool lane and take like, fifteen of each food sample at Costco. Everybody's gotta try everything, y'know. Buuuurp...

[mirrorbrothers.livejournal.com]

You liked the dorky hotel joke best? Eh, no accounting for taste.

- Johnny

[gremlynna.livejournal.com]

My fellow multiples, if we get out the vote, we can make some big changes in this country! Just as soon as we figure out how to get us all registered...

But since multiples frequently have members of different ages, would the number of votes be based on the total number of members, or only on those over 18?

[gremlynna.livejournal.com]

Eep! Somebody who knows my old LJ account! Yeah, that's the icon. One of these days I really should update that journal, but a lot of my members seem to have gone so dormant over the last year that at times, I wonder if I'm even multiple anymore. However, I did have a day within the last few weeks where everything seemed dreamlike or like it wasn't me doing things, yet I found evidence the next day that everything had really happened, so there's at least one other member still alive and kicking! (And even this account has at least one male icon!)

[gremlynna.livejournal.com]

We here at Posywink would like to drive in the carpool lane and take like, fifteen of each food sample at Costco.

We already take more than one food sample, unless there's a grumpy looking clerk standing there glaring!

[mirrorbrothers.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course you've gotta be eighteen. And most of the walk-ins and gateway-system immigrants would need to be naturalized first. :-D

Hey, that's a thought. Maybe all the anti-multiple psychologists aren't really psychologists at all. Maybe they're undercover INS agents.

[random-element.livejournal.com]

Better yet, if the candy dish says "One each please", does that mean I can take the whole bowl?

[ksol1460.livejournal.com]

Well, it was pretty easy to look up .. we do keep track in the memory archives of the posts on icons and ID bracelets and pins (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=multiplicity&keyword=id+pins&filter=all), etc., because among other things it's a form of activism. Letting people know plurality is out here! Good to know you guys are still around!