Hello, hello

[the-kaeru.livejournal.com]

My name is Elsa. I'm new to the community, and I just wanted to say hi. I also wanted to ask everyone a question: what is the stupidest multiple question you've ever been asked?
I'll start - "Do you have multiple orgasms?" *rolls eyes* An ex-significant other asked that question and I answered "Not with you."
:P

Elsa,
Of the Kaeru

Comments

[the-kaeru.livejournal.com]

That's really funny. Who asked you that? I suppose the worst one I've recieved was from our ex-fiance who said ''can you make them leave?'' Ugh! I wanted to say ''how about you go away?''

-Emiko

By the way, you have my condolences for the george michael song

[the-kaeru.livejournal.com]

the ex-fiance was the one who said that to me too. hah! what a jerk!
Elsa

[pink-spot.livejournal.com]

I was once asked If I was REALLY into role playing.

Erin

[ksol1460.livejournal.com]

We haven't gotten a lot of really horridly stupid questions.. mostly things like "Do you have them under control?" To which the reply is that we coordinate things and it's a cooperative venture.

[larzmachine.livejournal.com]

I dunno if it's exactly the STUPIDEST, but it was certainly a daft question...

"Um, just which one of You was I sleeping with last night, anyway? It wasn't Margaux, was it?" She was petrified that Margaux had been involved in any way, since apparently that would make her a lesbian somehow. It had something to do with her religious beliefs -- apparently it's OK to cheat on your husband numerous times, have a kid out of wedlock (by the guy you're cheating with), get divorced, etc, but homosexuality in ANY form is a Hellworthy trespass.

I didn't have the heart to tell her Margaux is pretty much ALWAYS there when that sort of thing is going on.

[ksol1460.livejournal.com]

*LMAO*

Or this, which we have heard: Asking this, "If you have alters that are the opposite gender from your body, doesn't that mean you're gay/a Lesbian?"

Heck, some multiples ask that when they find out there's opposite-gender people in their system. This society is so anxious about it.

[larzmachine.livejournal.com]

""If you have alters that are the opposite gender from your body, doesn't that mean you're gay/a Lesbian?""

Yep, I've had that one thrown at Me before too. I used to worry about it until it dawned on Me that considering how weird (sexually and otherwise) this Krew is ANYWAY, sexual preference is just a drop in the bucket. Besides, Margaux (the primary female alter, and the only one who tries to drive as far as I know) is beyond merely "bi," she's a complete slut. She's had at least one external boyfriend, one external girlfriend of hers specifically, a couple of "adventures" with guys and girls, and "shared" every girl We've ever been with.

So if anyone wants to claim We're queer for having a female alter, I don't really care. We need Margaux for far too much to go berserk just because she has an unpopular sexual preference in the eyes of a bunch of backward hicks. A decent minority of this Krew is bi, and I'm pretty sure a couple of Our Security guys are outright gay anyway, so who cares.

And here's a silly, half-joking question... If your Krew "shares" a partner, does that make your partner a slut? ;)

[ksol1460.livejournal.com]

Hah! Hey, we once had someone ask "If my partner is multiple, and I have sex with someone else in his system, am I cheating on him?"

Well, did you guys agree that dating / sleeping with other people was okay, like an open relationship, or not? seemed like they should be talking to their partner about it. I always suspected this might have been a hypothetical, talk-show, curiosity kind of question.

We immortalised it in our FAQ just because we were sure someone else would ask the same thing.

[larzmachine.livejournal.com]

After a while, it became more or less "sort of" with Our ex. Some of Us were completely involved with some of them (My Intelligence Head is one of those -- his girlfriend/slave Jennah is incredibly jealous and has made it VERY clear that he doesn't even do anything with others in their Krew unless she says so ahead of time), some of Us had semi-open relationships (We could sleep with other Krew members, but not other bodies), and some on both sides just did what they wanted.