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Tiea was having this finally awesome long talk with her 24 year old bio daughter. Daughter tends to call her Mom and act like all is perfectly fine with talking to us only problem is she calls on the weekend when her husband is working so tonight she comes out and says shes been reserching MPD on the Internet and has some questions but she wants only to talk to her real Mother so Tiea is like "ok" and poof gets nervous about the questions and leaves TOTALLY GONE JUST LIKE THAT. more

Every question has been directed to us. Like How can Tiea be sure we all loved the bio kids and would never freak out and hurt them? Or else why did some of tehm want to hurt Tiea ( that would be me in the early days) so I ask her "Were you ever hurt?" (I know I chaeted by talking to her)but of course I love the kids I went through 9 months with her in my womb too so the daughter says well" No not really but it was weird knowing there were guys in you," "Like what about the guys ?"" Did they love us too ?" so Joseph says "who do you think was a father to you when the marraige busted up"? and tought ya hoow to fish and play ice hocky and put togetehr all the toys on Christmas Eves and fixed the car when it broke down" So daughter says "Wow that could be handy I guess"

The bio daughter is totally going along with the converstaion which we think is totally odd so finally we hear her on the phone inhale deep and talk sqeeky so Tiea arives front and center and says "Are you smoking"? and daughter says "well her husband and her New Years Resolution was they were going to not be fake to there parents so yes they smoke the weed on the weekends and shes out on the portch smoking. as we speak"

So I break out laughing cause shes having this totally most honest wonderful open conversation buzzed on canibis. Ha ha We gave her no lectures and laughed when she started talking with food in her mouth addressing "the munchies "

The daughter continues about how she really liked the one that bought out the shopping Malls for the kids and took them swimming all the time and playing tenniss and basket ball (thats me agian) and soccar (thats me, yeah ) I say happily "Your welcome, I enjoyed it too" and she twitches out and goes WAIT is this MY Mother( I'm totally messing with her head and say "yep still here so she continues" about how her cat is freaking her out and acting strange and what should she do?And the only one she can call with these questions is her Mom.

So I tell her "stop blowing weed in her face , shes high, she can sense that your buzzed and shes reacting. Daughter says "Wow come to think of it this is heavy shit I am very high!! Are you really this calm about me smoking? & Why ( Now she is getting parinoid )I tell her "I am really really calm too honey"So she says MOM?are you high? Mom Are you still there ? I jump to the front and say" Honey I never left" She says well dont go anywhere, She hangs up cause shes got to take the dogs out and get some fresh air but reminds us she will call back Tiea and she says Its so good being able to talk bout 'the others' with you cause she always wondered what they( us) all thought of the kids so I say "why dont you just ask them there right here and can hear you anyway "

So she says why arent you talking crap about me calling you high on weed? You cant be MY Mother, My Mother would of lectuered me by now and told me if I was trying to get pregnant, and a high risk pregnancy I should not be smoking so I jump into Social Worker mode and imitate Tiea best I can and say "well I havent seen any studies that it can hurt the baby and if you do get pregnant it will help with the nausea" We all had a three hour converstion with the kid and she is high as a kite and hasent got a clue once again Canabis to the rescue. Shes probobly nodded off by now. Its great to know she liked me. Does anybody else have grown up kids that get confused and demand to talk to only the birthling ? When we raised them all along and they dont get it. Peace Toni the end