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[ex-suhina987.livejournal.com]

My friends who read this community are going to laugh their heads off over this, but...

Why is it that our one female fronter is NEVER the one to discover that Aunt Flo has come knocking on our door? Also, while I appreciate her having to share the tender female parts, why in the HELL is she never the one to get moody and weepy? This crap is getting old. I shouldn't be tearing up at long distance commercials, you know? Bad enough I get stuck buying the frigging tampons.

Argh. Do any of you /guys/ get stuck with this?

~ Straifling

Comments

[arcis.livejournal.com]

I (we, but the rest won't admit it even at gunpoint) share your pain.

... well, here, it might due to the lack of (fronting/ active) female, though.

- Oz

[temps-vivant.livejournal.com]

Ditto. Ditto and then some peanuts.

You don't know 'femininininity' until you've taken a whole bunch of mostly straight part-timer guys and informed them that while at the front, they have the right to dress and accessorize a more-or-less attractive semi-chunky female body however they see fit.

...uh, so far everything has been relatively tasteful. Meanwhile, the women are all, "Is it comfortable? I'm not fronting if the pants are riding up the buttcrack, y'know."

It's kinda funny, because in the past, most male fronters thought of that kind of thing as crossdressing. But I guess the current crew doesn't associate with the body that directly, so they can like it in an objective sense. (That, or they all secretly harbor a desire to wear lots of denim pencil skirts and high boots. Same thing.)

[our-menagerie.livejournal.com]

We have discovered that if all the guys refuse to front, guess what? a girl kinda has to lol ....i dont think its unreasonable to not ask us to front during that time. To the people who have no girls in a girls body, im sorry that would really suck sometime i think :/

-fish

[kasiawhisper.livejournal.com]

*laughing*

the majority of those in our group are female anyway, so.. ;)

[xjs-dollx.livejournal.com]

i couldn't help but giggle...

We don't have that problem, as so far we are all female, but it is difficult to explain to Rose {the 7-year-old} why she is bleeding down there. And not have her get hysterically frightened.... LOL.

~~ diana

[lydiabutterfly.livejournal.com]

Jolie and me get scared to so we make the grown ups take care of it :)

[threedog.livejournal.com]

Don't cockatiel over it, darling, it's bad for your complexion. ;D

[leki-is-a-fairy.livejournal.com]

Ah hell, I feel your pain. I mean, I may be a crossdressing fairy, but it STILL freaks me out.

....But hey, atleast I'm not D. D's a Dragon. D's not even human. And D's always the one out front when Madame Red comes to town. It's so damn hiliarious to watch it (D won't tell us what gender it is) freak out and wonder if it scratched itself Down There with its claws for a minute...haha.

[ksol1460.livejournal.com]

Around here we fellows are emotional enough on our own. But in our home cultures that's kind of a matter of pride -- it shows a fellow has character if they, like, tear up when they're reading a beautiful poem or watching something like butterflies in a garden or a nice sunset.

The monthly girlstuff doesn't usually bother us except for cramps -- it's just kind of a fact of life (if one that makes us go :b). It's almost a sure bet that it's going to be one of us guys that finds out about the communist infiltrators.

A lot of Indian people (and other world cultures) believe menstrual blood and ladies at that time are very powerful. It's good for them -- but supposed to be kryptonite for men! So they're supposed to stay in a certain lodge or tent. But it wasn't what you might think, like some shameful thing -- they get together in there and practically have their own culture. Swap folktales, recipes, medical info, etc., not to mention talking trash about guys ;)

No, that doesn't bother us that much. What gets us is the body itself. Especially the things in front which just shouldn't be there and are really, really obnoxious. Believe me all you ladies out there, you do NOT want big ones. They are nothing but trouble and can cause serious back pain.

[ques-nova.livejournal.com]

Most the males in our system will either avoid front or co-front so they can ignore those "problems". They also tend to have similar attitudes wen the body is horny... though a few have been willing to try alleviating that...

[ques-nova.livejournal.com]

Also, a note, all but one male refused to front during the second and third trimester of both pregnancies.

Just a thought...

[jeskavalentine.livejournal.com]

My Boys tend to front during that "time of the month" because their presence seems to lessen the female hormones or something. I find that if my bays front, the cramps are no where near as bad and it ends sooner, But perhaps that is just me.

Re: Just a thought...

[jeskavalentine.livejournal.com]

No I didn't think it was... but it may work for someone else to so I figured I would mention it.

Re: Just a thought...

[pantherhouse.livejournal.com]

you're lucky

~Nikki

Re: Just a thought...

[ksol1460.livejournal.com]

The only occasion in which it appeared that a person in House was having a physiological effect on the body, consisted of six weeks about ten years ago in which Gabriel was almost sole-frontrunner, and our period was late. ;)

[sethrenn.livejournal.com]

Very few of us are any good at fronting on cue, although we do have good communication. So generally, that means whoever's out when something like that happens is the one who deals with it. If someone is really, really squicked by it, or by the idea of having something done at the doctor's or whatever, we can try to peel them off the front, with varying degrees of success; but sometimes they just kind of have to... end up finding ways to cope. XD

Lilac

[pantherhouse.livejournal.com]

Most of the guys here are lucky because the main front runner which is me(Nikki) is usually out and usually knows about the time that time of the month comes around and most of the time they like to stay in the back ground because some don't get along with my girlfriend or my husband...

[ohnosir.livejournal.com]

It's kind of funny to watch Jack get all unnerved at suddenly being..a girl. But, for the most part, no one fronts but me, so we don't have much of a problem. ^__^

~DL