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multiplicity_archivesHow many alters does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as will: one to change the bulb, one to change it back, three to argue over whether they want it light or dark, one to throw the light bulb against the wall to hear it crash, one to clean up the mess, four to go shopping for new bulbs and come home with stocking, licorice, Disney movies, popcorn and masking tape, one who insists it "IS" the light bulb and doesn't understand why everyone always wants it to change and can't it just be itself etc....
As many as will: one to change the bulb, one to change it back, three to argue over whether they want it light or dark, one to throw the light bulb against the wall to hear it crash, one to clean up the mess, four to go shopping for new bulbs and come home with stocking, licorice, Disney movies, popcorn and masking tape, one who insists it "IS" the light bulb and doesn't understand why everyone always wants it to change and can't it just be itself etc....
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Date: 2005-04-01 05:49 am (UTC)Q: How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The idea that there is more than one lightbulb is merely the delusion of an abused child who fantasizes that the abuse is happening to the lightbulbs. There are no other lightbulbs.
Q: How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Through a systematic program of 27-hour interrogations and feeding our patients horse tranquilizers, we have uncovered a top secret method of programming used by the joint Satanic-Nazi-kiddie porn-CIA-BBC-Hallmark Greeting Cards-Kentucky Fried Chicken conspiracy, which we will call "Lightbulb Programming."
Q: How many Lils does it take to change a lightbulb?
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